SMILE!
I finally broke down and bought a CD player. The silence of my apartment was starting to get to me as you can probably tell from my last entry. I made my big purchase yesterday at the Cozia (Valcea's premier semi department store). Pleased with my decision to end the silence, I walked excitedly home from the Cozia with my new boom box under one arm and my school papers under the other. As I crossed the street, thinking about which CD I was going to play first, I saw a couple ahead of me taking pictures in the main square. It was nothing out of the ordinary. Without a second thought, I crossed into the plaza and proceeded to walk around their photo zone, when the boyfriend approached me. "Will you take our picture together?" he asked in Romanian of course. "Da!" I said confidently and put down my stereo and papers. He handed me the camera and I yelled "Branza! (Cheese!)" and proceeded to take their photo. But, the camera didn't work. I searched for the words, and finally said timidly, "Nu merge!" (Roughly translated..It doesn't go.) The boyfriend came over, assured me that all I needed to do was press the button, and went back to his pose. I tried again to no avail. "Nu merge!" I said with less confidence. The girlfriend came over to me this time. She looked at my face, frowned and then said something rapidly in Romanian. I didnt understand. She pointed to my face. I touched my cheek and discovered a wierd black grease. How long had it been there? The grease covered my whole cheek and eye. The boyfriend, came over and started to stare. What was happening to me? Where could this dirt have possibly come from? At this point both boyfriend and girlfriend are talking rapidly at me and then in unison exclaim "SMILE YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!" (in Romanian of course). Three camera men pop out of the bushes and a crowd forms in the plaza. My face is now black and red from embarrassment. They suddenly realize that I don't speak romanian and the boyfriend exclaims,"She doesn't understand!" to the crowd. Finally a sentence that I DO understand. "Da!" I exclaim emphatically, "Vorbesc putin!" (Yes! I speak a little!) The crowd laughs. I pick up my box and papers and continue of my way home. I felt as if I had just entered and exited the twilight zone. It was so strange and now thinking about this incident, I find it hard to believe that I was on Romanian Candid Camera. I guess, now you could say my fifteen minutes is up!
nina

